Top 10 Things to NOT Put in a Resume

Top 10 Things to NOT Put in a ResumeTop 10 Things to Not Put in a ResumeTop 10 Things to NOT Put in a ResumeWith apologies to David Letterman, heres my list of top 10 things you should not put in a resume (in bold), followed by possible responses from employers well, mora likely kept to themselves1)Took time management seminarResponse Did you have a problem managing your time? You wont here.2)Organized office football pool for 5 yearsResponse Hmmm, last I checked, that wasnt in the job description.3)References available upon requestResponse Thanks. If were interested, well ask for them.4)Email ilikesbeeraddress.comResponse Thank you for sharing. Circular file5)Saved company moneyResponse Well, thats nice. But how much?6)Didnt work for six months due to medical conditionResponse Legally, I cant ask about this, but since you volunteered this information, Im off the hook.7)Thirty years with just one companyResponse So, why do you want to make a change now?8)OBJECTIVE Accounting positio nResponse I like reading resumes as much as I like doing my taxes, so make it easier on me and give me more information.9)Was president of college fraternityResponse Wonder if he knows the ilikesbeer guy?10)Verry detail-focussedResponse Yeah right Nuff said.